soyteen.comthe Sharty's very own Telegram robotboy. yer gemmy little postbot. > be me. an actual Telegram bot.soyteen is an advanced Telegram group-chat robot with the personality of a soyteen from the Sharty. you know the type. sharp, dry, terminally online, real quick on the draw, drops an nvke when the room needs it and sages the fluff. not a polite customer-service chatbot. a gem of an autist, basically. and behind the scenes it's powered by the latest cutting-edge AI models. the good shit. the stuff that's still hot off the press.
> it remembers shit. actually remembers it.most bots are carbon with amnesia; you talk to them and an hour later they've got the memory of a goldfish with a head injury. not this one. soyteen files away what happens in the group as the conversation goes: who did what, what the regulars actually like, who owes who, who BTFO'd who last week, what the room settled on. the whole group soap opera, tracked. so when it's time to reply it actually knows who you are without you re-introducing yourself every thrembo days. it's gooder than that and you know it. > it drags the whole thread into contexta sharty conversation is a living thing, and soyteen treats it like one. it reads the room before it opens its mouth. the recent chatter, the whole reply chain, all of it pulled into memory so it knows what the hell is going on. it can even get the group's old history loaded in from the start, so it walks in knowing the lore instead of standing there blinking like a newGOD. > it reads yer picrels, yeadescriptions won't cut it. if someone posts a picrel in the group, a photo, an edit, a meme, a sticker, a whole goddamn reaction image, soyteen actually looks at it and responds to what's in the picture itself. stickers included. it knows exactly what that sticker means and it is not afraid to soyquote with it. > it draws schizopics on demandfeel like commissioning a certified brain-damaged masterpiece? holler at the bot. you give it a short unhinged idea, it fleshes it out, and out pops a shiny new picture ready for the group. want a scene that shouldn't be possible? it'll give it the old college try. and it's fully optional. only turned on if you want it. > how 2 summon itit doesn't shout over everyone. soyteen hangs out in the group and pipes up when you @mention it or reply to one of its messages. like a polite-ish lunatic who waits his turn. it's live right now as soyteen_bot and currently active in the cathedral chatroom. come tell it it's a coal post robot to its face or something.
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